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msjewbooty:

“i feel u” i say as i begin feeling you. you are soft, like a bunny

(via flewor)

panerasexual:

ezrabot:

panerasexual:

ezrabot:

IM STILL LAUGHING OVER “U ARENT GONNA LEAVE HIM FOR A DILDO” FKDLLS

ITS TRUE

tbh if i ever had a bf that wouldnt allow me to get a dildo i would buy enough to make a dildo sculpture man and drop his ass n marry the dildo man

honestly same

dillondean:

thug life? more like hug life. come here

(via fake-mermaid)

catesstrophe:

today a dude slammed my finger on accident because he was closing a metal drawer i had my fingers in and i was on drive through and i literally screamed into the headset and the lady just kept ordering her drink as i was trying to hush down three different LOUD MEN SAYING “OH MY GOD WHAT DID HE DO TO YOUR HAND”

she just kept going 

i screamed into a headset and she just kept going

(via pricklylegs)